1. My name is misspelled on my birth certificate.
2. I’m a descendant of Jean Toomer.
3. I booked a week-long stay in a Bed and Breakfast and the innkeeper offered me the attached cottage as a permanent residence. I live there now.
4. I see numbers, letters, days of the week, and months of the year in a specific graphical sequence in my mind that never changes.
5. I won a belching contest when I was 16.